Eye-catching Christmas decoration

Agent 1 sent this just before Christmas and it got buried in Ed.'s slush pile. Good for a smile at any time. Be sure to read the message below the picture.

This year I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. That's the good news. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost crashed when they drove by.
Second, a 55-year-old lady grabbed the 75-pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize he was fake until she climbed to the top. She was not happy. By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.

My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up onto my front lawn!