Friday, February 3, 2012

Duck joke

Things have been getting a tad tense in this neck of the woods, so Ed. suggested I should tell a joke. Here it is.

This duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer."
And the barkeep says, "OK. Want me to put that on your bill?"


What? You don't like it? Would you prefer the old one about the lesbian and the pop-up toaster? That's what I told Ed. "You can't please everyone." That's what I told him.

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