How to feel good about yourself

As a public service, Walt presents nine ways to feel good (or better) about yourself, taken from How to Do Everything, from the Man Who Should Know, Red Green.

Sell all your mirrors.

Learn how to use Adobe Photoshop to attach pictures of your head to attractive bodies -- of the same gender (and species).

Do NOT make a résumé.

Stay away from reunions.

When a friend arranges for a stranger to meet you at the airport, do not ask the stranger how the friend described you.

Use the Guinness Book of World Records to find people who are shorter, fatter, uglier and stupider than you.

Don't look too far ahead, and don't look back at all.

Work on identifying the positive aspects of your personality. If you can't think of any that qualifies as humility. It's a start.

Do something you're proud of. Failing that, stop doing something you're ashamed of.

Red Green's new book is a completely exhaustive guide to do-it-yourself and self-help. So it's a two-fer deal and how can you beat that. Keep your stick on the ice.