Sunday, October 24, 2010

From our man in southern Africa

Agent 22 sends us a little levity for a Sunday morning...

Police in the South African province of Gauteng (the area around Johannesburg) have just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 250 000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, four grenade launchers, two tonnes of heroin, 80 million rand in forged South African banknotes and 25 trafficked Nigerian prostitutes, all in a block of flats behind the Hillbrow Public Library.

Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said, “We’re shocked. We never knew we had a library!”

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