Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The best pub in the world

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irisman were in a pub in America ....

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, He'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nuttin'," said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin, there's the Shamrock Bar. The moment you sets foot in the place, they buys you a drink, then anudder. All the drinks you like actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets laid. All on de house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Irishman's claims, but he swears every word is true.

"Well," said the Englishman, still suspicious, "Did this actually happen to you?"


"Not meself, personally, no," admitted Paddy. "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times."


Thanks to Agent 6. It must be chilly in Florida this St. Patrick's day, to keep him in front of his computer!

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