Speaking of matters medical, Agent 3 asks if I heard the one about the senior who came into the doc for his annual checkup.
The doc was writing the requisition for the usual blood tests, and the senior asked if he could be tested for HIV/AIDS.
"Whatever for?" asked the doc. "You've been married for almost 50 years to the same woman. And I don't think you've been fooling around with anyone else have you?"
"No," said the senior, "but I heard on the TV that one of the most at-risk groups are those who have annual sex!"
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